Saturday, 30 May 2009

Hokay

SO. I've done alot today actually, went to Wagamamas for lunch to have mad munch in celbration of Jake leaving Canters :p
Also did some revision (I know right? Shocking!), then rushed home to get ready to go to Studio 41 for girls and boys. And dispite having quite a few gay friends and liking gay people, being in there made me want to stab my own eyes out. With burning hot skewers, seriously it was rediculous. Seing as I wanted to go home early Alex very nicely walked me home with his gay as bumming bf (who is lovely btw, just GAY). Then it was Effies, tea, internet, bed, the usual run of things after a night out.

I'm going to the library tomorrow to do some more boss-like revising, need to be up early *BLEH*. No poem. Sorry.

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Okies

I haven't written in the longest time and I am sorry about that (but it not like it really makes much difference anyway is it now?).

Its been pretty much like as usuall, me NOT revising and not doing much else either. Poem? I think so.

Damit, school has melted my brain, I can't think of anything... maybe I'll be on later once I've thought something up.

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

:'(

That is all.

Monday, 18 May 2009

I see...

Went to foam party. Cheap drinks = drunken Stephanie. More tomorrow. Night!

Oh, poem.

The was an old man called Steve
he had alot of pet peves
he didn't like jam
or mustard and ham
and thought bacon would stick in his teeth.

I'm sorry its awefull but I really can't come up with something decent right now. Night :] xxx

Sunday, 17 May 2009

Dude.....

I did some revision today! *awesome face*

Not massive amounts but still, progress is being made :]

Had lunch with the lovely Emma, and then Tea at Tim's with Emma and sexy Alex (and of course Tim :]). We watched The Wicker Man (the original) and Emma and I had the shit scared out of us in the dark by Alex and Tim. Oh we screamed.

Turns out SOMEONE knows how to deepthroat. I was like *speachless* but in my head I was thinking 'duuuude...'. I enquired as to how thats done and was given some tips. I'll be practicing as soon as I get a chance ;)

In further news, I plan to do more revision tomorrow (yeah, try not to laugh). And in the evening I plan go clubbing with Emma and Jick. Alex is also comming for the first time in a long time (my dance partner has been returned to me :D).

Right bedtimes for me. If I get a sore throat at any point this week it is completly innocent, O.K?


As the pattern seems to go, it is time for a crappy soppy poem (funny rhymey poem is up next dw)


Life lasts but a season,
the laughter drifts away,
though your heart is broken,
your hurt, it too will fade

We plan to love forever
and though plans oft go wrong,
as starlight fades to morning
your pain will not stay long

As memories lose their glitter
and joy becomes your past,
remember this my darling,
all this is soon to pass

Saturday, 16 May 2009

MOOO! :D

Did no revising (came very close though). But I DID go to Tea at Tim's and had Burger King with sexy Alex (they're restocked on burgers apparently).

So... POEM!




My brain is like that draw
that draw thats full of stuff
my brain is like that draw thats full of bits and bobs and fluff

My brain, it needs a rattle
the lobster ladel's stuck
I'ld like to find the corkscrew but it's trapped behind this muck

My kingdom for a fork I say!
This draw needs sorting out
I'm sure theres things I need in there, just rattling about

Anoia send your blessings!
I'll praise you everyday!
I don't WANT a mellon baller, could you get it out my way?

My brain, just like that draw
is over filled with surplus
and like that stupid draw, my brain is pretty worthless

Friday, 15 May 2009

The Burger King has temporarily misplaced his crown

Didn't do an awful lot today, my brain wasn't working all that well.

Alex came round to cheer me up :] Then Alex, Jake and I went to Burger King to get a burger. Only when we got there they were out of burgers? Ermmm, ok then.

Afterwards Jake and I went to Blockbusters where Jake got some DVDs and we got rained on on the way back to mine. I had neither the right shoes or hair for the weather both have dried out just fine :]

So yeah, not much really happened today. In order to pad this post out a little, and since poetry seems to be the thing to do right now I shall wow you all with another example of my extremely mediocre literary talent. Enjoy :]


End of Days


My love will last forever
our laugh will never fade
our hearts will stay together
until the end of days

Your kiss will ever linger
the words you used to say
I’ll see your smile forever
until the end of days

Your heart will beat as mine beats
pulse racing as we play
our hearts will beat together
until the end of days

My love will last forever
our memories never fade
we’ll stay in love together
until the end of days

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Poem (or whatever)

I climbed into a box

and now I'm neither here nor there

I'm scared of getting out

just in case I dissapear.



Like Erwin's scaggy cat

I am dead and I'm alive

so I'm stuck here in this box

until Schrodinger arrives.

Issues in History is finally finished!

Whoot! :D

And just like that, a whole module for this year is over. I've now passed 1/6 of this course, only 5 more modules to do, that’s like hardly anything (NOT).

How embarrassing, I've resorted to what the Americans try to pass of as both humour and sarcasm. They wouldn't know what sarcasm was if it slapped them round the face; I've officially reached new lows.

I've been accused of using the words 'stress' and 'exams' far too much so those words won't be mentioned for the rest of this post (happy Jake?).

SO. Since I didn't get any sleep last night I went home around lunch time to have a nap then went to uni to meet Alex and Jake so we could go to dinner and see Angels and Demons.

Dinner was over-priced and mediocre and trying to pay the bill was one big maths fail. I should have done a Gordon Ramsey and sworn at the staff just for them to miraculously turn around and tell me how great I am and that I'm of course I'm right (I think maybe Gordon Ramsey brainwashes the people on his show to make them co-operate, would explain alot).

Angels and Demons was funny. I was facepalming at some parts due to bad science *shudder*. It wasn't even 'sonic screwdriver' type bad science because that’s a) from the future and b) unexplained in its working so that it wont piss people off too much with its ridiculousness. No, it was more along the lines of 'we've got a 85 million mega ton bomb we made using gravity but (despite all odds) won't blow you up if you're not in the same room when it goes off''. Like errr, WHUT?

However, I LOVE movies with people running around cities looking at old Catholic things, quoting long-forgotten pieces of dogma and using ultra sophisticated 300 year old mechanisms hidden in marble statues ect. Even though the whole idea of a) everything being in working condition, b) everything still being in the same place it was 300 years ago and c) the clues/secret passages/medieval lolcats not being found by torists or cleaners or renovators or maybe even a priest ages ago is ridiculous, once you accept those points then it becomes a fun movie to watch (pretty much like the National Treasure movies but with europeans and religion).

Then it was to mine for tea until Alex stepped outside claiming he 'may be some time' and never came back. Unfortunately this has already been done, with better style, by the famous British Explorer Robin Falcon Scott so marks have been deducted for originality.

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Today

Good things about today:
Have pretty much finished my Issues in History bullshit
Ate party rings
Have come to the realisation that I will pass my American History module (with good grades)

Bad things about today:
Had a 'fat' day
Have arranged to meet my Issues in History group tomorrow
Was TIRED this morning
My lazy housemates haven't even bothered to put away their washing up. The washing up I did for them
It was cold out
I seem to be running low on happy
Need to revise but just wanna curl up at sleep (and its only quater to 9, you KNOW theres something wrong with me if I want to go to bed at quater to 9, its not even dark out)

Overall the bad things outweigh the good so I'm going to have to count this as a bad day.

ALTHOUGH, I saw Alex and Emma and Morgan gave me the best.hug.ever today so its not a complete write off.



Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.
James Prevert


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